"Excuse me, sir. I'd like to return this Jedi. You see a Sith had his revenge while the empire was on strike and now I don't have a new hope. It may seem like I'm cloning around instead of attacking the problem, but I'm being haunted by a phantom that is clearly a menace so I need to force myself to awaken to the problem." See what I did there. Anyway, here's my review of Risk: Star Wars Edition.
